A bit on the paper-thin side even by this year’s standards; but during napowrimo you take what you can get.
In which a popular myth is dispelled, and some helpful advice is offered for homeowners living in those regions where this decorative species is most commonly found.
Thanks to an early misprint,
people think that storks bring babies.
That would be ridiculous;
they actually bring rabies.
If a pair nest on your chimney,
there’s no need out to freak;
unless you notice that the storks
are frothing at the beak.