#12 – two squibs

I spent about two hours in a bar staring at an empty notebook, and all I could come up with were these two bits of nonsense:

The Blonde Waitress

Although the conversation barely slows,
a dozen pairs of eyes watch where she goes.

Intelligent Design Explained

Creating both man and disease
might seem a tad ironic;
but think, without malaria,
we’d have no gin and tonic.

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