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God Chimes in on Intelligent Design. Creationism seems like such a soft target. It scares me silly that anyone takes it seriously.

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We need more poems about Intelligent Design and the Intelligent Designer! No poet should miss this “God”-given opportunity to make profound statements and at the same time ridicule their chosen opposition. The ID theory won’t be around forever.

I forgot you just posted a poem on the subject. I have considered writing a poem on it, because it is something that I’m very interested in. In the meantime, here’s two ditties I made earlier:

Intelligent Design

He designed us an appendix
‘cos he knew it would delight us
to have the opportunity
to get appendicitis.

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Oh nothing could be finer
than to be in Carolina
where everyone’s the work
of an intelligent designer

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That second one would be better if ‘Kansas’ rhymed with ‘designer’, but never mind.

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