A chicken is really just a duck
who makes the lifestyle choice to cluck.
Napowrimo #10: The Garden Bear
There’s a bear at the end of the garden.
I don’t know why she’s there;
she just turned up one afternoon
and dug herself a lair.
She tends to squash the plants
but I’m glad to have a creature
who’s so majestic when she’s splashing
in the water feature.
I don’t see her in winter;
she curls up in her den
and hibernates till daffodils
are back in bloom again,
but when I take potato peelings
to the compost heap
I sometimes hear her snoring
or roaring in her sleep.
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Originally I had ‘talking in her sleep’, but I didn’t want to anthropomorphise the bear too much. ‘Roaring’ is a bit odd, though, maybe. Mumbling? Whimpering? Growling?
Links
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Former Olympic competitor turned journo Matthew Syed on the Olympics: ‘Is there, in the history of human literature, a document more spuriously idealistic, more breathtakingly drunk on its own self-importance, than the Olympic Charter?’
Napowrimo #9: The Ocelot
The loveliest of wild cats
is probably the ocelot;
it also has nice shiny teeth
although it doesn’t floss a lot.
Napowrimo #8: Culinary Advice
When having prawns for dinner,
always drink white wine;
whatever else you offer,
they’ll tactfully decline.
Links
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‘Mostly German. Produced between ~1590 and 1750.’ via bibliodyssey – See: bibliodyssey.blogspot.com/2008/04/printe rs-ornaments.html
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‘I was living in Beijing as a reporter for a different newspaper in 2000 when China won the Olympics, and have been thoroughly conflicted about them ever since…’ interesting article from the Economist.